Texts During the Charity Gala

[shake_it_off]

Jono

May 31, 2025 ▪ 9:01 PM

🔪

(Not at you)

Also, the only forks in sight:

Still pretty bougie though

Comments

[morestars morestars]

[1] at who then? 🔪🔪
[2] probably have it coming.
[3] bougie as hell.
[......]
[4] how is it?

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] Joey
[x] He looks good
[2] Not talking to me or anything but he's here
[3] Otherwise it's alright, just real fancy. Lots of plants to look at at least
[4] How's home?

[morestars morestars]

[1] definite 🔪
[...]
[x] do you want him to talk to y
[2] plants?
[3] not home. back in the clubs.
[4] might as well, right?

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] 🔪🔪🔪
[2] Yeah, it's at an outdoor venue
[3] Actually pretty nice
[x] With no back up??
[4] Shouldn't you be having fun instead of texting??

[morestars morestars]

[1] huh
[2] send me your favorite.
[3] i mean i'm working.
[4] current set's brilliant, though. these blokes are killing it.

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] Easy, Queen of the Night. It's closed during the day which is pretty cool:
     
[2] Yeah, but I figure that won't stop you from having fun
[3] Clearly I'm right
[4] How's the work part going?

[morestars morestars]

[1] dramatic. i like it.
[2] more fun than you are.
[3] seen a few people that seem promising. i'm keeping eyes on them.

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] Right?
[2] And not like we both didn't know how this would go for me
[3] Can't wait to put on bike shorts when I get home
[...]
[4] No one here is stupid enough to have Kick, right? Like, probably?

[morestars morestars]

[1] not impossible.
[2] but they'd have to be dumb as hell.
[3] you hoping things will get more interesting over there?

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] I think most people here aren't dumb unfortunately
[2] I wouldn't say I want interesting, really
[3] Just wouldn't mind a little job that isn't 'be nice and friendly in a big dress'

[morestars morestars]

[1] want me to give you a mission?
[2] could've worn a suit.

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] Yeah, I'll take a mission
[2] Should've worn a suit for sure. Ms. Pryde is in one so I could've
[3] Maybe I should make Sam switch with me

[morestars morestars]

[1] i won't even ask you to sneak a drink.
[2] see what a good mate i am?
[...]
[3] how about...
[4] you figure out a way to swap one rich tosser's pocket square for another?
[5] eh. yellow's not really his color.

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] I'm sorry, do you think stealing things is less bad than a snuck drink????
[2] And I think he could pull it off

[morestars morestars]

[1] who said you needed to keep it? put it in the lost and found or something.
[2] he's got the legs, i guess.

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] Keeping or not keeping doesn't change the fact that it's stealing
[2] Lord almighty
[3] You lookin at my brother's legs?

[morestars morestars]

[1] if they get it back, it's just borrowing.
[2] we lived together. you think i haven't seen his legs?

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] Stop
[2] Bad
[3] Criminal
[4] It'd be weird if you didn't, but didn't know you had an opinion on them, though

[morestars morestars]

[1] feel like getting you to one-word texts means i'm right.
[2] i didn't but i've never tried to picture him in a dress either.

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] No, it means you're extra wrong
[2] Fair enough, I guess
[3] Can I have a mission that isn't a crime?

[morestars morestars]

[1] so demanding.
[2] what's a mission without a little danger?

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] You're the one who suggested a mission
[2] And anyways

Following this, there are no more messages for quite some time.

[morestars morestars]

[......]

[1] and anyways?

[......]

[2] paige?

1.5 hrs later

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] Hey!! Sorry!
[x] So, I met
[2] Got caught up in some stuff
[3] Lots of people here
[..........]
[x] We should talk
[4] Having fun still?

[morestars morestars]

[1] don't worry about it.
[x] everything o
[2] you've got shit to do.
[3] met a girl that can sign; seems like she might know some people that know some people. maybe it'll lead somewhere?
[4] new set's not as good, but the lads are giving it their all.
[...]
[5] you having fun?

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] Yeah, lots of being social
[2] I at least don't have to stick the whole party out, though
[3] That's good!!, hopefully you'll find something
[......]
[4] It's ok. Talked with a nice girl for a while

[morestars morestars]

[1] if i do, you'll be the first to know.
[2] making bougie friends, huh?
[3] who knew you had it in you.

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] It was an accident
[...]
[2] Also shut up

[morestars morestars]

[1] it's a good thing.
[2] honestly.
[3] glad it's not all bad.
[4] what's she like?

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[......]
[1] She was nice
[2] Tried to get me to have a drink
[3] Made fun of me a little for not having pictures of myself on my Instagram

[morestars morestars]

[1] sounds fun.
[2] why do you have an instagram with no pictures?

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[x] She's
[1] People love to (nicely) pick on me, so we got along pretty well
[x] We're sort of friends now, maybe? But
[...]
[2] First of all, there are like two pictures on there, just not of me
[3] And so I can look at things
[x] Can I ask
[x] Jono, she's

[morestars morestars]

[1] it's the wholesome country girl vibes.
[2] it draws people in.
[...]
[3] wait.
[4] what's your handle?

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] Draws them in for gentle bullying, I guess
[2] None of your business

[morestars morestars]

[1] seriously???

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] Yes seriously!!!
[2] There's nothing there anyways

[morestars morestars]

[1] that's cold.

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] It's not interesting

[morestars morestars]

[1] ok ok.
[2] i need to go talk to some people. i'll let you know if i learn anything.
[3] try to have some fun.
[4] new mission: take a cute selfie with rich girl so you have something to post on your mystery insta.

[shake_it_off Paige Guthrie 🌻 Husk]

[1] Be careful
[2] I know you don't really need to, but, you know
[...]
[3] I'll take a selfie