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[hotfrosty]

Sooo is anyone a notary public?

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[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

I was a gentleman AND I saved his life!!!

Can you become one

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

All very good reasons to get married in Vegas. Both of you making outstanding choices. I was really rooting for you.

No.

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

So was I. I was even gonna send a card of the whole thing to my parents for their anniversary.

Please? I bet bribes mean you can get one pronto.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

My heart goes out to you.

Seems like a lot of work. Maybe after Jeanie beats you up she'll do it.

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

You're supposed to ask when their anniversary is

Just because she CAN beat me up doesn't mean it's CERTAIN!

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

When is their anniversary, Bobby?

No, but she'll at least punch you a little bit.

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

May.

Well her knuckles're about to get awful chilly.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

Shall we get you married again before May, then?

Terrible of you to do that to her.

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

It won't hit the same if I didn't keep it secret for five months.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

What sort of attitude is that? We'll be quick about it and it can still be five months secret.

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

Are you proposing to me? 'Cos your brother might get weird about that.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

Darling, no, never. I'll find you someone.

I was going to say you could marry Christian, but you can't, actually.

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

[...] Why not? He knows I'm a good kisser and filthy rich would look so good on me.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

The prenup would take soooo long to draw up.

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

Make a scary lawyer do it!

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

They're busy getting you an annulment.

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

Great, then we can get a 2-4-1 deal.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

You know me, always looking for a deal.

Do I get complete creative control over your wedding, then?

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

Can we conveniently forget some of the invitations if you do?

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

Are we snubbing people or are you questioning my vision?

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

We're snubbing my folks in my fantasy Emma-planned wedding

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

I was going to do that without you asking.

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

D'you know any cool celebs that could stand in as my parents? Maybe Cameron Diaz and [...] some guy?

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

How do you feel about Daniel Craig?

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

Highly positive