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[hotfrosty]

Sooo is anyone a notary public?

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[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

It's not my fault that we went on a family vacation and you bailed on us

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

I took one night for myself.

Which I'm starting to regret.

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

Did you get married too?

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

No, because afterwards we didn't immediately go to the chapel.

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

You missed out, the Grim Reaper married us, there was plenty of drama and gravitas and vibes.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

Those must have been some powerful "vibes."

I really didn't think I'd be the one telling you about the benefits of sex outside of wedlock.

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

There's nothing like looking down the barrel of aesthetic death to make you wanna tie the knot.

[...] I've had sex!!

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

Near death experiences can be mistaken for romantic.

Of course you have.

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

Wow, it's like you and Robbie texted too.

Like with Okie dokie.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

Ja, we were chatting it up all morning. I told him to ask for the divorce.

[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

I know you're joking because he asked for an annulment and I know (now after Google helped me) that's different from a divorce

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

I'll give you a showing later, it was very beautiful.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

Danke, Liebling, I'm genuinely sad that I missed it. Although I hope I would have stopped it. I probably would have. Maybe.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

You wouldn't have. You would've been entranced at how well Lockheed sprinkled plastic petals and missed the part where they were actually signing papers too.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

He is a charming fellow, and I would have probably been drunk.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

So it was really like an unfortunate inevitability that probably everyone has learned a fun lesson from

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

What was the lesson again?

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Don't get married til the third date.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

Solid.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

He'll have another one, I'm sure. I'm hoping for Elvis as the officiant next time.

We maybe should have, but it will all work out just fine.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

That's a classic. Would have been my choice.

Right. Nobody got hurt. Aside from their pride, perhaps.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

Such a classic. But I supposed a grim reaper is appropriate for an immediately doomed marriage.

Yes, and this will be annulled easily, so your little adventure shouldn't be regretted.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

It was accidentally thematic.

What's done is done, both my adventure and Bobby's.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

Bobby often stumbles into the right thing.

Indeed. And his will be soon undone. You won't catch up with your little adventure again?

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

Sadly, no. She lives in California. Getting her master's degree in urban planning. But she says I should give her a call if I'm ever in the area.