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[seeingred]

I need assistance with a romance-related student emergency.

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[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

I need assistance. With context.

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

Jessica Aquino used her adhesive powers to stick her boyfriend 40 ft up the west side of the mansion. She won't unstick him until he apologizes.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

What’d he do??

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

I don't know. That's the assistance I need.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

I'll teleport up there and see if we can begin the negotiations.

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

Jessica says she'll only speak to "proven allies to women."

[totalities marvel girl]

If he won't tell you maybe he deserved it.

[totalities marvel girl]

Wow. Kurt is an ally.

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

I don't think anyone deserves to be stuck to a brick wall two storeys off the ground.

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

Why does Kurt count but I don't?

[totalities marvel girl]

He could get down whenever he wants by apologizing.

[totalities marvel girl]

Not answering this. I'm on my way regardless.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

This is kinda where I’m at. Clear cut solution here

[totalities marvel girl]

Nevermind. I've encountered a second emergency.

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

I've been trying.

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

Maybe we should ban Valentine's Day for students.

[totalities marvel girl]

You can't ban young love, Scott.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

I guess we'll see if I measure up to her standards.

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

It's a lot of pressure to put on teenagers. What's the emergency?

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

[...] She says she's open to dialogue.

[totalities marvel girl]

Gailyn cut her bangs. They don't look good. Nobody say anything.

[totalities marvel girl]

Boys are stupid. Do you know how to fix bangs?

[totalities marvel girl]

I don't know, Scott. Maybe just let them work it out.

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

Does she know they don't look good, or is she happy with the bangs?

[totalities marvel girl]

She is so aware they don't look good.