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[seeingred]

I need assistance with a romance-related student emergency.

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[hotfrosty bobby drake ❄️ has a perfect attendance rate.]

I need assistance. With context.

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

Jessica Aquino used her adhesive powers to stick her boyfriend 40 ft up the west side of the mansion. She won't unstick him until he apologizes.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

What’d he do??

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

I don't know. That's the assistance I need.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

I'll teleport up there and see if we can begin the negotiations.

[totalities marvel girl]

If he won't tell you maybe he deserved it.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Ok well Kurt has it covered I bet and I have a bangs emergency, but if he begins to be like, actually hurt, say the word, I can phase him down and they can have conversations on the floor.

[empata Manuel de la Rocha (Empath)]

This doesn't sound like our job. Or an emergency.

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

It's part of our job to handle bullying between students.

[empata Manuel de la Rocha (Empath)]

Doesn't sound like bullying so much as consequences.

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

A conversation is a consequence. A breakup is a consequence. Abusing powers to put another student on public display is not an appropriate response.

[empata Manuel de la Rocha (Empath)]

I'm still failing to see the emergency.

Give her detention if you feel so inclined. But this is between the two of them to sort out; Jessica and Porter have been hot and cold all year. Something like this was inevitable.

[totalities marvel girl]

What, you think we should just let them go full Lord of the Flies on the weekends?

[empata Manuel de la Rocha (Empath)]

When someone kills Piggy, get back to me. Until then, this is a spat.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

While this already seems to be handled, I'll come offer my expertise too.

Poor things. It's hard not to be emotional when you're a teenager. Porter is a bit of a pill, though.

[empata Manuel de la Rocha (Empath)]

You're all coddling them.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

Children need a gentle hand, Manuel.

And I can help make sure any recordings are gotten rid of.

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

Thank you. I got them to leave, but a bunch of them already had their phones out.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

I'll hunt them down and take care of it.

Maybe we should send them to Mojoworld. They'll never want to record anything ever again.

[empata Manuel de la Rocha (Empath)]

Young adults need to figure these things out for themselves.

Do what you like. It's your time.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

I have an update on the situation.

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

Are they okay?

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

They'll recover. But their relationship probably won't.

Jessica told Porter that he needed to ask her to be his Valentine before Valentine's day. She waited until 10:00PM on the 13th, and then turned off her phone, because that it was "basically too late."

He says he tried to call her at 10:30 which is why he won't apologize.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Ok help why do boys think last minute stuff is more romantic than stressful

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

I'm sorry, but this is actually horribly funny.