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[seeingred]

I need assistance with a romance-related student emergency.

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[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

"In my day, we were forced to fight in death matches when we went viral." They already think I'm forty years old.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

If you start more sentences with 'in my day' I'm sure that will help convince them that you're sixty instead.

[seeingred scott summers ⊗ cyclops]

They might actually take me seriously if I'm sixty. I don't see a downside.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

Oh, does this mean I get to remake your entire wardrobe? Maybe streak a bit of grey onto your temples? You'll be very handsome and very easy to take seriously.