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[passingthru]

Can you all petition the HOA for me? They won’t let me put up my giant Darth Vader with candycane saber and this is the one time I’m gonna have a yard for it ever.

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[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

Can you work him into a skeleton themed nativity? That might give me a better argument.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

What would he even be like one of the wise men

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

I'm not doing this.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

But Luke is gonna be so sad if we can’t.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

Do you have another giant Obi Wan one and slightly smaller Yoda one? Then they could be the ghosts at the end of the films.

But as skeletons.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Are we sold on the skeleton thing because that brings home the "and they're dead" message a lot. Leia has a big stuffed baby yoda that could work.

[allhell magik 🖤 illyana rasputin]

what if we just rough them up a little

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

I am open to a creative collaboration.

Maybe we can just shine a blue light at all of them. The church basement must have one. The last pastor who retired was very enthusiastic about making children play out bible stories.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Ok tempting but I think they'd call the cops then evict us

[allhell magik 🖤 illyana rasputin]

obviously we would wear balaclavas

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

That's a really good idea. But it doesn't take away their rules of "Must be Holiday Themed" (Which he IS) and "Must not be more than 6 ft tall" (TINY)

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

We dig a six foot hole to place him in. Put your husband's many, many muscles to work.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

I do not think these people could handle you cutting them off in traffic, let alone being "roughed up".

[wingspanned warren worthington iii 🪽 angel]

I think I side with the HOA. It's an eyesore.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Could we do something less actually violent like toilet paper their house with tinsel or something to be vaguely threatening and also seasonal.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Ok this one's actually very funny.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

You're an eyesore.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

I am often praised for my clever wit.

Can our man of steel be convinced to do something so silly?

[wingspanned warren worthington iii 🪽 angel]

Fundamentally untrue. You'll need to try harder to hit one of my insecurities.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Probably. It's for our kids.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Ok you're devoid of whimsy because you're afraid of looking bad.

[wingspanned warren worthington iii 🪽 angel]

How can I possibly not be whimsical? I have wings.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

How is married life? I did not think you went for [...........] his type.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Yeah you'd really think, huh. But you did just agree with an HOA.

[wingspanned warren worthington iii 🪽 angel]

In one very narrow case.