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[passingthru]

Can you all petition the HOA for me? They won’t let me put up my giant Darth Vader with candycane saber and this is the one time I’m gonna have a yard for it ever.

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[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

Can you work him into a skeleton themed nativity? That might give me a better argument.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

What would he even be like one of the wise men

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

Do you have another giant Obi Wan one and slightly smaller Yoda one? Then they could be the ghosts at the end of the films.

But as skeletons.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Are we sold on the skeleton thing because that brings home the "and they're dead" message a lot. Leia has a big stuffed baby yoda that could work.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

I am open to a creative collaboration.

Maybe we can just shine a blue light at all of them. The church basement must have one. The last pastor who retired was very enthusiastic about making children play out bible stories.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

I'm not doing this.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

But Luke is gonna be so sad if we can’t.

[frost_queen Emma Frost ♕ White Queen]

An important life lesson, I'm afraid.

Who's giving you the most trouble?

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

An important lesson that sometimes the bad guys win?? I don't think that's a lesson I want my kid to learn.

Mayor Kelly. I think he'll be ruining things for me til I die.

[allhell magik 🖤 illyana rasputin]

what if we just rough them up a little

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Ok tempting but I think they'd call the cops then evict us

[allhell magik 🖤 illyana rasputin]

obviously we would wear balaclavas

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Could we do something less actually violent like toilet paper their house with tinsel or something to be vaguely threatening and also seasonal.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

I do not think these people could handle you cutting them off in traffic, let alone being "roughed up".

[breakloose Piotr Rasputin 🦾 Colossus]

Illyanochka.

[wingspanned warren worthington iii 🪽 angel]

I think I side with the HOA. It's an eyesore.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

You're an eyesore.

[wingspanned warren worthington iii 🪽 angel]

Fundamentally untrue. You'll need to try harder to hit one of my insecurities.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Ok you're devoid of whimsy because you're afraid of looking bad.

[breakloose Piotr Rasputin 🦾 Colossus]

Did they say if you have done it before? Because we did already have it.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

It's deeefinitely a new law this year.

[breakloose Piotr Rasputin 🦾 Colossus]

I can try to argue for your sake? But I am not sure if it will do much.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

You don't have to argue. But what if we just do it anyway.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

What are your thoughts on digging deep holes?

[breakloose Piotr Rasputin 🦾 Colossus]

[...] It is a task that is fine?