Can you all petition the HOA for me? They wonโt let me put up my giant Darth Vader with candycane saber and this is the one time Iโm gonna have a yard for it ever.
I mean it probably wouldnโt be out of character for you to get just incredibly bitchy over nothing and not talk to them for the rest of the holiday. To spare yourself.
Please shut up. Itโs barely like that here. [โฆ] I mean weโre married and all. But only one of our kids is biological and we absolutely have separate bedrooms. We get along great but. I suuuper suspect this wasnโt for love. He was kind to even go along with it.
passingthruKITTY PRYDEDate: 2025-12-21 04:04 am (UTC)
Ugh. Probably. I promise to make them a little uncomfortable at the party at least. (I don't care if we're not invited I'm coming.)
Yeah. We're from all I can see like good friends who got married for maybe tax and appearance reasons. Which I guess isn't the worst fate. How many times have you been divorced here?
frost_queenEmma Frost โ White QueenDate: 2025-12-23 12:24 am (UTC)
You're all invited, I suppose. I'm having Scott run some interference so I can bully Adrienne, and I'm sure he'd appreciate the help.
No, not the worst. You seem like a decent team. And please, only once. I'm not the type to just get married left and right, even here. I take marriage seriously.
Kitty/Emma
Please shut up. Itโs barely like that here.
[โฆ] I mean weโre married and all. But only one of our kids is biological and we absolutely have separate bedrooms. We get along great but. I suuuper suspect this wasnโt for love. He was kind to even go along with it.
Kitty/Emma
Separate bedrooms even? Fascinating. No, I wouldn't mistake that for love. At least it's cordial.
Kitty/Emma
Yeah. We're from all I can see like good friends who got married for maybe tax and appearance reasons.
Which I guess isn't the worst fate.
How many times have you been divorced here?
Kitty/Emma
No, not the worst. You seem like a decent team. And please, only once. I'm not the type to just get married left and right, even here. I take marriage seriously.
Kitty/Emma
Huh. For like, romance reasons or business ones?
Kitty/Emma
Practical. It just seems like a waste of time if you don't really mean it and expect it to last.