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[passingthru]

Can you all petition the HOA for me? They won’t let me put up my giant Darth Vader with candycane saber and this is the one time I’m gonna have a yard for it ever.

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[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

Can you work him into a skeleton themed nativity? That might give me a better argument.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

What would he even be like one of the wise men

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

Do you have another giant Obi Wan one and slightly smaller Yoda one? Then they could be the ghosts at the end of the films.

But as skeletons.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Are we sold on the skeleton thing because that brings home the "and they're dead" message a lot. Leia has a big stuffed baby yoda that could work.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

I am open to a creative collaboration.

Maybe we can just shine a blue light at all of them. The church basement must have one. The last pastor who retired was very enthusiastic about making children play out bible stories.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

That's a really good idea. But it doesn't take away their rules of "Must be Holiday Themed" (Which he IS) and "Must not be more than 6 ft tall" (TINY)

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

We dig a six foot hole to place him in. Put your husband's many, many muscles to work.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Ok this one's actually very funny.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

I am often praised for my clever wit.

Can our man of steel be convinced to do something so silly?

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Probably. It's for our kids.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

How is married life? I did not think you went for [...........] his type.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

It's interesting. He's a great partner, obviously. [...] I don't know if you guys have picked up on this but I'm not sure my type or I think maybe his is like. Allowed here.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

I was wondering the same thing. Let us be glad this is only a temporary assignment.

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

It's like walking 80 years into the past it's so weird. And it's a lot less temporary than I hoped it'd be.

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

It would be so much easier if we could move like we usually do. Easy to hide on a roof for a break.

[Katzchen]
You are surviving, ja?

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Tell me about it. I haven't been so solid in years.

[Kurt]
Yeah. I mean it's super weird but I know what script to follow in suburbia. Are you? Even though you don't even look like you right now?

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

I have a strange relationship with stairs.

[Katzchen]
I think that my position and my accent are... ach, granting me more patience from them? For now? I worry some can tell that I am "off" but it isn't dangerous.

Kurt/Kitty

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

You're like. Loved wherever you go. I can't imagine anyone holding a sorta out of character moment against you. Do you like it? Being a pastor of a religion you're not even?

Kurt/Kitty

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

I like it in the way I like being a teacher. I'm helping people, I have a community.

I'd maybe love it if I were myself. And also if we could freely charm who we please.

Kurt/Kitty

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Aww. Would you ever want to be a pastor in our world too? Since you could be yourself and also gay.

Kurt/Kitty

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

Maybe. It feels so complicated. Changing religions doesn't appeal to me.

Maybe I can convince the pope to let priests marry.

Kurt/Kitty

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

To me this reads like you're gonna seduce the pope.
Which I don't put past you at all but warn us first.

Kurt/Kitty

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

As long as we are discussing high profile men.... what if I seduced Senator Kelly? I think that would solve many problems.

Kurt/Kitty

[passingthru KITTY PRYDE]

Here or at home?

Kurt/Kitty

[blauerdamon kurt wagner ⚔️ nightcrawler]

Realistically, never. But I would martyr myself at home if he would stop being what he is.